What are the 5 most important accessories every cat should own?

I'm not sure about "accessories" because I don't need things like scarves that match my shoes or even a bow to match my collar, but no cat's life is truly complete without these things:

1. Lots of high places for the kitty to jump up to and then look down upon his servants
2. Fresh, high quality cat nip in an assortment of toys pleasing to the kitty; if the people aren't sure about something, they need to keep trying until they have 10-20 different things the kitty approves of.
3. 5-6 comfy beds strewn throughout the house for the kitty's napping pleasure. These do NOT include the human beds, chairs, or sofas, but are in addition to those things. If the kitty doesn't like a bed, it must be replaced.
4. Crunchy treats. Many, many, many, many crunchy treats. I prefer Temptations, but other kitties prefer Pounce; it's up to the people to spend as much money as they have to in order to get exactly what the kitty likes.
5. Real live fresh dead shrimp, fish, cow, and chicken, as much as a kitty wants. This is CRITICAL to a kitty's well being and overall happiness, and people mist not overlook this. Ever.

Now, there are some other things that are nice to have, liek Cheetos to lick and feather toys, but the abover are must haves, for sure.