Hey Max, do hoomans have no furs because they wear clothes or do they wear clothes because they have no furs? What happened to their furs anyway?

I think that maybe eons and eons ago, which is probably like 50 years or so, there were people with tons of fur who lived in colder places, and people with not much fur who lived in warmer places. The furry people got lost on the way to Grandma's house or the bar or something and hooked up with the furless people, and they were like, "Dooood! What happened to your fur!" and the furless people were all like, "Oh, gross, man, WTF? Shave that off and join us in the warm!"

Well, they all shaved and had a good time but when they headed home they were all like, "Holy carp, we're COLD!" and they had to start wearing clothes. And then the furless people came to visit and saw the clothes and they were all like, "Sweeet! That looks awesome!" because deep down, they were tired of seeing each others' naughty bits.

So over time they started doing nasty things with each other and spawned with each other, and started slapping clothes on their blurpy ones, and the need for fur of any kinds just faded away.