Buddah says you are afraid that woofies might eat you. Why are you scared, as you look and sound like a tough kitteh who can hold your own? Especially against a tiny, wimpy-looking woofie like Butters...

Because dogs are INSANE and they try to eat thing that ARE.NOT.FOOD! Butters is small, but doood. he's a spastic thing that just might not grasp that I am not a walking buffet. I'm tough, but I'm SMART...I'm smart enough to know that you can't always trust a woofy, and it's better to be careful around them because you just.never.know...