Before becoming famous, what was your childhood, and life like? Yours, Beau (SGC)

Well, I was very, very young when I started blogging and then started getting famous, so it's kind of hard to remember. I know it was a lot more calm because there was no BUDDAH, and I had Hank the Dog who pretty much left me alone, which was nice.

But what I remember most? When I was less than a year old the People shoved me into a TOMB and engaged the M-Word CLEAR ACROSS THE COUNTRY and made me live in Evil, Ohio for two years. That was four days in a car with those people, and for four days I let them know how unhappy I was about it. I think I'm scarred for life because of it.