Aside from blogging and being famous, what else do you do all day?

I have an incredibly busy schedule. When I'm not blogging or basking in the glory of my fame, I have a full day of napping, eating, pooping, whapping Buddah across the face, napping again, eating again, pestering the Woman to do my bidding, eating, sleeping, hissing at Buddah, pooping again, and then it's time for dinner! My evenings are similarly full, though with a little less eating, because, you know, I just had dinner...