Do hoomans get hoohaectomies? Can I take my hooman to the vet to have one?

You know, they're always so hot on getting our junk lopped off, but to have it done to themselves? Go ahead, suggest it, and watch them curl up into these little hairless balls, wailing about how unfair it all is. We never get to use our goods, but they seem to think theirs are toys. And it's disgusting, it really is, but the good thing is that if we stumble upon the grossness, they're usually done in about a minute.

So the short answer is no, they don't. But if you can somehow get your person to a stabby place and get 'em yanked off or out, you'll be every kitty's hero.