At some point, we all come to the realization that, hey! We're CATS! We don't really need to do anything more than eat, sleep, poop, repeat. So we stop playing with toys for the most part.
Some of us, even though we no longer play, per se, do enjoy getting ripped off our asses, so some primo nip is always nice to have. I like having my nip in a felt candy bar; that's easy to hold onto and tub all over my face, thereby assuring a really good high. So that would be a good present.
Your cat will also appreciate a well thought out personal gift. Like steak. Or chicken from Denny's. Something with gravy poured on it.
But the best gift?
REAL LIVE FRESH DEAD SHRIMP!!!
Lots of it. Lots and lots and lots of it. Give your kitty some real live fresh dead shrimp, then a Nip candy bar, and maybe some crunchy treats, and he was have a Happy Birthday indeed.
About Max
Max Thompson, other wise known as the Psychokitty, has been blogging about his view on the human condition at The Psychokitty Speaks Out and is also the author of several popular books.
Because his email frequently overflowed (fine, 2 or 3 letters a week) asking for his particular pearls of wisdom, he decided to make it easier for the masses to share in his feline font on knowledge.
So go ahead. Ask him a question. He'll answer almost anything.
Books I Wrote
clicking on The Rules cover.
You want them. You know you do.
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