When and why did you start the whole eye punching thing? Should we try it too? With all due reverence , Pyewacket and Orion

You know, I don't remember exactly when I started doing that. Other things worked as well, like shoving my nose up one of the Woman's nostrils, or licking things on her face, or even turning the light on and off, but one day I just curled my paw up into a tiny fist and let her have it. I think I was just trying to knock and see if anyone was in that head, but I got her in the eye and it worked, so I keep doing it.

Should you?

Absolutely. It WORKS, dooods!