If you could pimp out a kitty condo, what would it look like?

Oh man...it would be floor to ceiling---10 feet tall ceilings!--and take up an entire wall. There would be platform after staggered platform for jumping awesomeness, lots of cubbies--low and high--a catwalk around the whole thing, ramps, plush carpeting, scratchy surfaces for my friends with claws, a built in food dish with never ending crunchies, a water fountain, nip dispenser, and 'round the clock fresh Stinky Goodness service. Oh yeah.