Max, how exhausting is it being so cool?

Doood, I'm glad you asked that, because truly, it is so exhausting. I mean, I have to sleep at least 18 hours a day because of it. And you know what? No one here seems to respect that. I keep hearing comments like, "Have you even moved today, Max?" and "Don't strain anything rolling over," but really, being this cool is just tiring. At least I have a really spiffy mancat cave now...that makes for a perfect rejuvenation chamber; a few hours there and I've re-charged my cool factor by 80% at least. The otehr 20% I get from stinky goodness, real live fresh dead shrimp, and taking chunks of fur out of Buddah.