Some human wanted to put time in a bottle...wouldn't that totally screw the time continum thing??

Totally. I mean, if you put time in a bottle, the next thing you know you're saving days to spend eternity with some bimbette who probably doesn't know a good thing when she sees it anyway. And then you're gonna wanna make days last forever, and try to turn all the words in the freaking dictionary into wishes that come true...holy hell, the universe would explode if you managed to do all that...