This is a conundrum, because I don't wear socks so I never lose any in the dryer. However, I've given it a lot of thought and done a TON of research, and this is what I can only conclude:
Every time a People does a load of laundry, the dryer eats one sock as an offering to Laundry Cat. He's Ceiling Cat's lesser brother. Since your people likely have lots of sicks, this shouldn't matter to them. Plus, when your dryer has eaten enough socks as an offering, you get back a pair of silky black panties or a lacy bra, though this only seems to happen to human males and for some reason the dryer only gives them when his female companion is taking the laundry out of the dryer.
About Max
Max Thompson, other wise known as the Psychokitty, has been blogging about his view on the human condition at The Psychokitty Speaks Out and is also the author of several popular books.
Because his email frequently overflowed (fine, 2 or 3 letters a week) asking for his particular pearls of wisdom, he decided to make it easier for the masses to share in his feline font on knowledge.
So go ahead. Ask him a question. He'll answer almost anything.
Books I Wrote
clicking on The Rules cover.
You want them. You know you do.
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