There comes a time in every person's life when they find themselves changing and having all these new feelings, and it's all very normal and natural, even if it is disturbing to the kitties. This time in a person's life is called "The Terrible Twos," and defines the period of time when a person transitions from a cute, wonderful blurp into the potential horror that is a Sticky Little Person.
Some blurps enter this stage before others--it happens when they are walking, talking, and learning to control bodily functions--but it's usually around when they turn two. If they can chase you, it has begun. Be very wary around Sticky Little People, because they don't have control over their impulses, and they will pick you up and squeeze you until your breakfast squirts out one end and last night dinner squirts out the other.
Now, some Sticky Little People never get quite terrible, but you still have to be careful, because even though they're cute and fun and all, they don't know their own strength. Nice Sticky Little People are still Sticky Little People. We would all do well to remember this.
About Max
Max Thompson, other wise known as the Psychokitty, has been blogging about his view on the human condition at The Psychokitty Speaks Out and is also the author of several popular books.
Because his email frequently overflowed (fine, 2 or 3 letters a week) asking for his particular pearls of wisdom, he decided to make it easier for the masses to share in his feline font on knowledge.
So go ahead. Ask him a question. He'll answer almost anything.
Books I Wrote
clicking on The Rules cover.
You want them. You know you do.
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