I had to go to the evil vet today. Being almost 17 I got some issues so he stole my blood and my pee. I pee'd what was left on him. My sister was better and just yelled at them alot. We need to punish the Mom now for taking us. What would Max do?

Oh, this is so easy to answer. First, I would poop on her pillow. Then I would find something she really, really enjoys and treat it to a toothy death. There is something very satisfying about giving a thing a toothy death. It gets the message across, plus it acts as a dentifrice and you wind up with bright shiny teeths. You can also sit in front of here and stare death lasers at her. This makes people very uncomfortable, and they get all fidgety, which is incredibly amusing.