Dear Max - how come my mommy gets to shovel the kitty poop but I don't get to? Kiera da Blurp

Well, honestly, I think it's because, while you're very very very smart for a blurp, you're still at that age where you might mistake a mighty Kimo or Sabi poop as a Toostie Roll. Once you're old enough to understand that just because one thing looks like another it's not necessarily that thing, she'll probably let you scoop kitty poop every day. hey, maybe even twice a day!