We have a really tall man-person-thing and we keep hearing him say he doesn't like cats, but he always lets us climb on him and sleep on him and he buys us lots of presents and pets us when we want. What gives?

What gives is that he's a human, and he probably thinks it's funny to tell people he doesn't like cats, when the truth is he's totally your beeotch. I bet he reads all the cat blogs, too, but tells people he's spending that time online looking at boobies and such.

If he's nice to you and gives you the things your deserve, and understands the fine art of a good head skritch, ignore what comes out of his mouth. Most of what people say is crap anyway.