Max, why does the male person keep bugging the female person to shave me? I don't think I'd look good furless.

Because, doood, your male person is one sick, sick man... But don't worry, your female person isn't going to let him shave you. Just don't be surprised if one day some of her own furs go missing. Because people are gross like that. Now excuse me while I go stab my eyes out and then rinse with salt water just to get the image out of my head.