The dogs probably occupy foot space, right? Relegated to the bottom half of the bed, where they have to contend with smelly feet and the obnoxious lack of intestinal fortitude all people have? let them have that space, as it is clearly inferior.
Your answer, my friend: jump up there and plop yourself down on a person's head. If they're willing to let the dogs on their feet, they're willing to let you lounge on their heads. Plus, you'll help keep them warm, and for that they'll owe you crunchy treats.
If you can't bear being on a head, just sleep between the two people heads, just aim your asterisk at your least favorite head.
About Max
Max Thompson, other wise known as the Psychokitty, has been blogging about his view on the human condition at The Psychokitty Speaks Out and is also the author of several popular books.
Because his email frequently overflowed (fine, 2 or 3 letters a week) asking for his particular pearls of wisdom, he decided to make it easier for the masses to share in his feline font on knowledge.
So go ahead. Ask him a question. He'll answer almost anything.
Books I Wrote
clicking on The Rules cover.
You want them. You know you do.
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