What is the deepest, most thought provoking, profound thought you have ever had (outside of fresh, live dead shrimp that is)?

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the first person to complain about your latest hairball...they'll feel better about the hairball because, hey, cleaning that up beats knowing the kitty can throw things, and you'll feel better because, hey, you just hit a person with a lemon and probably left a bruise.