Max, we tried getting under the bed next to the wall like you said, but then the Mom got a broom and poked at us! We moved, but the broom was long enough that we couldn't get away! What should we do then?

Hmmm...I think when this happens your only real option is to outrun her. Run hard, run fast, and get to the highest location you can, something out of her reach. Now, she might be able to get on a chair or ladder and get you, but when she does and she has your furry self in hand and over her head...poop. Copiously. And howl. Between getting pooped on and hearing you wail, she will become distracted, put you down, and go take a shower. While she's showering, you have time to find a really good hiding place, like deep within a closet, behind and under things where she'll never find you. At least not until dinner time...