Humans say time is of essence. What is essence?

Well...as near as I can tell, an essence is an odor. Like herbal essence smells like pine trees. So when people say that, I think they mean time stinks. As in, "I have to stay late at work. This stinks."

People whine a lot.

2 comments:

Victor Tabbycat said...

Wait, if time is essence, then...
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essence... is... time? When our litterbox has quite an essence, it's TIME!

Max said...

Word, dood!

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