The man who passes gas...does he have stomach problems??

Hmmm. He might. But it must be some wicked good gas he produces, because there's a hospital that pays him to pass it. It's so potent that it knocks people put so the stabby guys can cut them open and peek at their guts. I don't question it too much, because his gift of gas affords me some decent Stinky Goodness and crunchy treats pretty much every day.