Why do I have to get a b-a-t-h, when it's another cat that's actually dirty?

Dood, seriously? Your people stick you in a BATH??? Oh my... You need to start pooping on their things, and poop RIGHT NOW. Because clearly, something is wrong, and they need to be punished for thinking ANY kitty needs a bath! That's why we have such awesome tongues! I mean... :::shudder:: the horror. I am very very sorry you have to go through that. I need to go lie down now. Just thinking about it...