Do you know the way to San Jose?

Well...sure. It's not that far from here. But getting there means getting into the blue plastic PTU tomb, and then into the car, and I really have no desire to do that. Nothing good ever comes from a car ride.

But, if you need to know...get in the car, pull out of the driveway, turn left and then right and then left, drive until your person says Oh my God stop hollering! for the 236th time, and bingo! You'll be there.

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