How do you take such good care of yourself?

I follow a very strict daily regimen of good food (start your day the stinky goodness way!), plentiful sleep (if you're not napping 8-10 times a day, you're not getting enough quality rest), and dedicated grooming (enough that you wind up hocking up a hairball every 5-7 days.) It's very simple, and if you follow this, plus score crunchy treats at least once a day, you can have a slight sliver of my awesomeness for yourself.