Why is there a bull sitting on a bench in Ellensburg, WA?

One day, a bull was wandering around Ellensburg. He was just chillin' out, trying to get a good look at the people, trying to figure them and their weird ways out. Now, he was trying to be as unobtrusive as he could, but, well, he was a bull for freak's sake and people took notice of him. Much excitement ensued and people ran screaming.

Well, he knew enough about people to know that some of them do wrong things when they are scared, and some of them call policemen to do their dirty work, but that the policemen at least try to remain level headed, so when he saw a cop he headed for him. He knew that he would have to do anything the cop said, but he would be safe from the screaming people.

Well. The cop had his back to the bull, and was talking to a hysterical people, trying to get the person to speak calmly so that he could understand what the problem was. And when he finally understood what the person thought she'd seen walking around, the bull heard him say, "Oh bull sit."

So that's what the bull did.

No one ever told him to get up, though. He's still waiting for permission.