Every time mom we hear of furry friends going to The Bridge, not only does leak lots of water but then she keeps squishing me. How can I keep her from

You can't doood. And maybe you shouldn't. I mean, it's kind of unpleasant, but every time one of our friends goes to the bridge it scares our people because they know that chances are we'll be going there, too, long before they'll be ready for that to happen. So they feel like they have to hold on, and they get all leaky because it scares them, and they feel bad for our friends' peoples.

I think intellectually they know we're having a pretty freaking good time at the Bridge, but if we're not HERE, they can't see us and touch us...sometimes we just have to let them squeeze us, and purr hard for them.

And then, when they've held and squeeze enough, we can pee on something they like. That's only fair.