What style of litterbox do you reccomend?

A continuously clean one, but that's just a pipe dream.

Big and deep. You know the kind that has a top on it for "privacy?" That kind. But I prefer the top off.

Any small, and a kitty's butt could hang over the side, and that upsets the people.

What is the true purpose of a human?

To provide us with real live fresh dead shrimp, cow, fish, and chicken; to scoop our poop and clean up our hairballs; to piss us off with trips to the stabby place; to spend as much as they have to in order to figure out our favorite toys; but mostly, they exist in order to learn the joy of spreading kindness, something that in whole they need to really work on...

Why do humans like to dress up cats? Don't they know we look best in our own fur?

Because people are INSANE.
That's it.
They are INSANE.

Dear Max....You being a cat and all...can you tell me...why does my cat Jangles put his most-est favorite toy in his water bowl all of the time??

He's trying to drown it. Seriously. Our favorite toys are symbolic of our prey, and all we think is KILL, KILL, KILL and drowning it is less work than evisceration. I mean, really, why chase the dang thing when we can make quicker work of it with water?

My two older cats hate the kitten I just rescued. Is there a way they can become friends (or at least tolerate each other)?

I dunno, I never did learn to like Buddah, and barely tolerate him. But the best way I know of is to keep them apart for a long time and gradually introduce each others' stink. Them glimpses of each other, then short meetings... Even if they've already met and are living with each other, starting at zero can help. Plus, Feliway is supposed to help cats get along.

After a while most kitties pick their territory and just glare at each other instead of fighting, but that might not happen until the kitten has outgrown his crackhead stage. Util that happens the older cats are just going to be annoyed by the little spaz but eventually he's become less of a spaz and more like he's just THERE, and they'll get over it.

But, if they're hurting him...you might wanna ask your vet's help.

Why do some cats have long tails, some have crookity tails and some have no tails?

Long tailed cats have balance, so I think they got their long tails because they like to climb a lot and it just popped out longer to help them get around. Kitties with no tails developed because their ancestors lived in places where the people all had giant feet and their tales kept getting stepped on, so evolution just kind of made them shrink up to nubs. And kitties with crookity tails? Well, those poor guys got a car door slammed on them at some point, and they walk around with it kinda bent to say to their people SEE WHAT YOU DID??? YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! Because really, popping on a pillow just isn't enough when that happens.

Why can't I let Mom clip my claws? I know it doesn't hurt and she's really kind, but I HATE IT. AND I FIGHT IT. Why can't I relax and let it happen?

Doood, who can blame you? I mean, LOOK AT ME! I let some dork in pajamas touch my paws, and I wound up asleep, and when I woke up I was nadless and my claws were GONE. Bad things happen when we let people near our paws, so I totally get why you fight it.

You might also fight it a little because it hurts a touch? People have to kinda squeeze your feet to get your claws out to clip them, and I wouldn't think that would be very comfortable. Buddah has his claws but the people hardly ever clip them because he has several scratching thingies and he uses them a million times a day.

Thinking about it, they trimmed my back claws a few times. I didn't like it, but I didn't fight it. Maybe because after they do stuff like that I get crunchy treats. Crap...they've trained me, haven't they?