Have you ever tried watermelon juice?

Yep, and I have to say, I'm not a fan. But I don't care for fruit in general, especially not Buddah.

Do you like to flop onto your side and get your belly rubbed?

Sometimes, but not all the time. The fun part about not always wanting that is making the people guess. Sometimes, I flop down and want to be rubbed, and it's all right. Other times I flop down and don't want to be touched, and they wind up drawing back a bloody stump. They don't much like this game, but I think it's great fun.

Are you ticklish?

Not specially...but I hate having my paws touched. Really, only the Woman is allowed to touch them, and only because she seems to always say "I'm sorry" every time she does. I mean, there's a lot she needs to be sorry about, but I think she's sorry about my claws being gone. I am, too, which is why I don't want anyone touching them.

Have you or Buddah ever been traumatized?

Dood. THEY CUT OUR BALLS OFF! How much more trauma does a guy need?

I have black and white fur. What colors go best with my furs?

I, too, have black and white furs, and find that red looks best on me; I have a red collar and it really stands out, and looks stylish. However, bright yellow is also good for a kitty with black and white fur, and if you can rock the pink, hot pink is spiffy.

Oddly, black just doesn't cut it. I once had a black collar, and it was just =meh= so I got another red one.

I wish I could rock the pink harder than I do. I'd totally be on board with hot pink.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Well...sure. It's not that far from here. But getting there means getting into the blue plastic PTU tomb, and then into the car, and I really have no desire to do that. Nothing good ever comes from a car ride.

But, if you need to know...get in the car, pull out of the driveway, turn left and then right and then left, drive until your person says Oh my God stop hollering! for the 236th time, and bingo! You'll be there.

Outside of your books (of course), what do you think are some really good Cat literature?

There are several other awesome feline writers to choose from. You have to read Sparkle's book, "Dear Sparkle", as well as Fin's book "Housecat Confidential" and Quasi's book "The World Is Your Litter Box".

No kitty's library would be complete without these. Truly.