When you can't get real live dead shrimp and have to settle for cat food, what kinds do you eat?

These days I'm partial to Purina Pro Plan Stinky Goodness...I really like the Turkey & Rice and the Chicken & Rice. It's just the right amount of meaty and gravy and some rice to make it look all maggoty.

Do you flop onto your side and roll over and over when you want to play with your hoomans? Does Buddah do that?

Not really...though I have been known to try that when a display of Teh Cute is needed...usually when I know there's something made of meat in the house that belongs not in the fridge but in my stomach...

Max, our younger human is gettin kinda big. Like, taller than Mom. Is he gonna haf to leaf home sum day? If he does, can I has his bed? Will he efur come back? Will he amember us? Will he smell diffrint? What if anofur kitteh dopts him? ~Victor Tabbycat

I've been through this, Dood... the Younger Human was already tall when he brought me home, but yeah, there came a day when he no longer lived with us. And then we moved to Evil, Ohio. But, ya know what? Even though we moved that far away, he STILL came to see me, so obviously he remembered me. Yeah, he smelled a little different, but I got used to it.

Now, if another kitty adopts him, it'll be ok. You're still his #1 kitty, and it means some kitty got a forever home. No, your real worry is if he does what my Younger Human did. Adopt a DOG.

And you totally get his bed. If he leaves it. Mine took his :/

Are you a spiritual cat? Do you believe in God?

I believe that there is something more, and that the Rainbow Bridge really exists, and there are hidden places with lickable Cheetos there. All that had to get there somehow...

Dear Max, What is your favorite day of the year?

Denny's Day.

That's whatever day the people go see my very good friend Denny, because he always sends home real live fresh dead chicken for me.

I also like Mr. Apple Bee's day, but not quite as much because he only sends hoem steak once in a while.

So yeah. Denny's Day.

I'm tired of mom telling me no all the time. What can I do to get her to say yes more, and no less?

You have to suck it up and play the cute card. Do things that make her laugh. When people are overcome by the cute, they say yes more often. It's humiliating, I know, but a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do...

Who let the dogs out?

Phffft...I did. Who wants a bunch of dogs in the house?